The Weekend: Scolding My Followers

This is going to be part deux of my new features. I've got my new feature, "Tweek Recommends," coming out on Mondays telling you what to go see this week. This part is going to be me scolding or praising my followers, depending on how my recommendation fared.

For week number one, my followers get a harsh beating at my hands. I told you to go see Lucky Number Slevin, and instead you flocked like blind sheep to put Ice Age 2: The Meltdown in the top spot for the second week.

Adding insult to injury, The Benchwarmers were the second place spot. I can't belive you let yourselves be seduced by that Napaleon Dynamite kid. He seriously has only one facial expression: the "I'm dumb, not funny, and can't act" expression.

To make matters worse, you let Antonio Bandares waltz his way into #3 for the weekend with Take the Lead. Dancing, I mean, come on.

Finally, #4 was... NOT Lucky!! The week-old Inside Man was up here yet again. To be fair, this is one that would've been on my "Tweek Recommends" column if I'd had one two weeks ago.

It isn't until we look way down the list to number 5 that we finally see Lucky Number Slevin. Come my followers, you must do better. We must flock to see what I tell you to see. Now, proceed down the hall to the dungeon on the left for your severe beating with a cat-of-nine-tales. Oh, and don't talk to Brutus, he will bite.