Inside Man- Denzel Washington is sent as the negotiater for a bank robbery/hostage situation. The guy inside has been planning this shin-dig for months basically just to prove he can. Jodie Foster shows up as a lawyer with some hazy ties to all this, and now you have all sorts of people here fu#*$ng with Washington's head. Sounds like a decent thriller, if nothing ground-breaking. Washington is sure to be kick-ass, per usual, and Foster has a tendency to deliver.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector- How much can you expect from a film that has the lead actor playing himself, and not even bothering to keep that fact out of the title. If it were an auto-biography that'd be one thing, but since Larry the Cable Guy is a stand-up comic, that sure ain't happenin'. While I'm a big fan of Larry's stand-up material, I really just see this as a recipie for disaster and an obvious scheme to make a few bucks in a hurry.
Staying Alive- Why Disney picked up this film, I'm not really certain. A group of kids starting playing this game, and as they start dying in the game, they die the same way in real life. *Dr. Evil voice* Right. *end voice* Yeah, while it would be kinda amusing for a few minutes to see Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz die in some ridiculous fashion, that's one thrill that's gonna wait until DVD, if it happens at all.
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