Hmm, this is a tough review to write. It's probably going to be short. The whole thing could probably be summed up in just one sentence.
Holy fuck, that was amazing.
Think of some random way that a snake could kill someone. Got that image in your mind, nice and vivid. Ok, that is a scene in the movie. Doesn't matter what you were thinking of, it's there. Every classic "jump out at you" trick in the book is there. It's the most rediculous secenario in the world. There are snakes running around killing people on a plane.
It's also the most fun you'll have at the movies in a long time. With every jump, you laugh. The most painful visuals in the world are playing out before you, and it's funny. And Samuel L. Jackson is pure bad-ass. If you thought you were excited cause you heard him say "I'm tired of these mother-fucking snakes on my mother-fucking plane!" then you don't know the half of it. The end of that line, the part you haven't heard, is the best part.
It's fun, it's a great time. Get with your friends and see it. Many times. Start now.
And here comes the part where this is only 'kinda' a review. I'm not gonna rate the movie. If you're analyzing this moving and trying to give it a grade, you've missed the point. It's just pure fun.
BOTTOM LINE: It's fucking sweet
Sunday, September 10, 2006
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